June 2011
True friends won't grow apart even when they don't...
seriouslysummer:
Nobody has any idea how badly I want this to be true.
Keep telling yourselves that, people.
it's been so long
but I have a phone again! (and potential romantic interests!)
“GOT A BIG DICK, NEED A BITCH WITH A BIG CUNT!”
– Eric Hansen, Physical Trainer, Fencing Coach, Internationally Ranked Badass Motherfucker. (via swagcollective)
That awkward moment when you get jealous even...
PLZ CALL ME
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1 tag
shesadreamertheysay asked: i wish u were online cuz im bored out of my mind right now
11kss asked: hermione
Put a Harry Potter character in my ask →
Harry Potter- Tell about a scar on your body. Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of. Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about. Draco Malfoy- Closest green item to you. Severus Snape- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage. Rubeus Hagrid- Your favorite animal. Luna Lovegood- Something about you other people find weird. Neville Longbottom- Your favorite flower. Nimphodorah Tonks- Something you...
“Your children, like most hybrids, will be more aesthetically pleasing and fuel...”
Fucking Gray Goose is glorious.
Typical facebook profile pictures
seriouslysummer:
ohjaredharley:
bensonnrong:
hirhissaaaaa:
evenherosneed-alaugh:
the bro who wants to look all hard and shit
the 12 year old girl who loves picnik
the teen girl who loves to take the mirror bathroom pics!
The party pics!! ( I’m never invited to parties so this is all I got )
the poetic emo :(the dgafthe teen girl who just loves to be the center of...
Anyone from school who has my Tumblr:
likewhoamarie:
Whatever happens on Tumblr stays on Tumblr.
How can I make this into a joke relating to “how the tables have turned”
“Guys, I need advice. I think that my employers are asking me to do something...”
– anonymous
this is so very very very very fascinating. so fascinating indeed. so god damn interesting.
I'm so fucking happy with this haircut
fuck yeah.
put a † in my ask and I'll tell you if I'd fuck...
playing with fire.
P.S. If you need to ask, the answer is probably yes.
ooh hoo hoo i am so hedonistic
