I am Jack's smirking revenge: What Ben & Jerry's... →
seriouslysummer: crayonhead: If you haven’t heard, Ben & Jerry’s recently released an ice cream flavor that was meant to be a nod to Jeremy Lin. Called “Taste the Lin-Sanity,” it included vanilla yogurt, honey swirls, and fortune cookie pieces. Once people became outraged, the company released a statement saying they were sorry for anyone that was offended. Here are a few of the things I...
Or maybe as you get more tired
you lose control of your mental faculties
and stop automatically defending yourself from possession by aliens
and you get possessed just enough to write something
but not so much that you get abducted
for the sake of an invading army
from somewhere around the lines of alpha centauri
or something that sounds vaguely starlike
loosening up just enough that you have death rays in your words
but not so much that you have them pointed at anywhere other than your keyboard
and your words become charged to the point of short circuiting- you wired to the mothership with so little resistance that the energy output is functionally infinite
with only heat and matter as the final frontiers of your ability
that's probably roughly what it is
What you should gather from that conversation is...
Me: If I could be drunk right now
Me: I wouldn't be on FB complaining
Me: Ideally I wouldn't have the motor skills necessary to type out a single word
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Digital typeface triptych on tumblr (c) microblogging website fuck y’all I’m going to fucking coachella and I’mma see thom yorke (c) 917, Panic Office
I want a girl who:
lottastuff: lequeensdirtymistress: wants to see me all the time she surprises me at work on my lunch or comes to my house in the morning. She tries to do whatever it takes to make me happy and come be wiht me …. someday one day :) I want a girl who will prove my beliefs about love wrong. I want someone who will teach me not to be a fucking fuck. Independent of a potentially...
Forever alone forever alone forever alone
forever alone triptych, digital (c) 2012 Eric Tang
It’s absolutely like dream interpretation. I’m writing about things without actually writing about them- but actually writing about them.
Or I guess that the story could end with suddenly I was a single ceramic tile
dreams-lies-and-lullabies: saucydossy: I tried to watch/listen to the whole of Nicki Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe” This. Exactly how I was when I watched it. OMG. THIS. JUST THIS. Personally, I enjoyed headbanging to it a lot. y’all need to lay off the judgment for a minute.
I had a dream that I got stabbed last night. That I was some kind of pirate, y’know? I was running around on some school’s fucking campus and we were like trying to rob people ‘cause that’s what pirates do. So we roll up on some fool and whip out knives, because this kind of pirate doesn’t have guns. I guess we were Argentinian pirates or something. So then he pulls his pointy thing out on us...
Pop was a glitzy con; rap wasn’t even music; nobody played...– http://pitchfork.com/features/why-we-fight/8775-embarrassment-rock/ Excellent bit of writing.
So I’m working as a minimum wage slave in a shitty restaurant in LA. Xavier de Rosnay and Gaspard Auge walk in, and I’m starstruck. Of course I make sure to be their waiter. I take their order, then bring them their food. Justice has been served. -unattributed
Allow me to play double advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I...– unattributed
just some thoughts on music →
deadchildstar2: because i’m weird and always think about things like this. it always astounds me when people don’t realize that there’s a simple cycle to the music industry which is eternally connected to pop culture. top 40 starts to become boring…everything sounds the same. so for the cycle to be put into motion, the artist that steps out onto the scene has to be the anti-pop star. they...
forthedeafandthemute replied to your post: I am on my fifth listen today of Pinkerton FUCK YEAH! ROLL DEEP WITH GLASSES AND SWEATERS AND HARVARD EDUCATION SON! SO DEEP SO DEEP SO DEEP I CRIED MY ASS TO SLEEP
I am on my fifth listen today of Pinkerton
fuck tha police
I’ll just spend the next 24 hours listening to Pinkerton on repeat
Skeleton guns are wedding bells in the attic:... →
deferred-dreams: Born This Way changed so many lives. It gave many people courage & inspired so many people as well. 21 made people cry over and over again because it made them think how they can relate to certain break ups and heartbreaks. We get it, Adele won. That doesn’t make Gaga a… Hey, beyond theatrics, Queen and Micheal Jackson were top notch artists. Impeccably skilled at,...
I don’t really give a fuck about the grammys whatsoever, but it’s cool that Kanye got something for MBDTF
Fucking girls, man
drunkpomeranian asked: a frog's butt is watertight
velveeta bloodfucker: Republicans against the... →
bapeonion: politicalprof: So the Violence Against Women Act is up for renewal this year, and surprise of all surprises … not a single Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee voted to reauthorize the act. Not a single one. Why? Well, the editorial in the New York Times…
I should tweet this shit instead
like, how the fuck does that even begin to make a...
I am so god damn weird about so much shit.
That moment when you describe a moment in an...
Fuck it...Because Valentine's Day is coming up...
A: Who do you like and Why?
Rachel- because she's fucking adorable and awesome
J______- because I don't know what else to call it
And I thought I felt something worth chasing when I first saw Vicky, so maybe.
B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
I'm not completely sure. At moments, I'd say that I've felt nothing more beautiful, and at others I think it's bullshit.
C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end?
Couple months 'cause I DGAF
D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?
The person I am today has been so completely shaped by my pursuit of one person. Now I'm doing it for myself, but I'm not gonna pretend that it wasn't also for her.
E: Pretend I'm you ex, what do you want to say to me?
Thank you, and you deserved better than what I could be at the time.
F: Have you ever been cheated on?
G: Have you ever cheated?
I guess it counts
H: Would you date someone who's know for cheating, if yes why?
It depends on the person and the circumstance
I: What's the most important part of a relationship?
I wouldn't know
J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
I'm not the one who decides. Whichever one emerges is the one that works for whichever person I'm with.
K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
Very very very very rarely. Primarily, I believe that a "break" means a breakup
L: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?
Everything. I wish I'd taken steps to becoming a full fledged person earlier, not that it would have necessarily saved it.
N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
It depends on maturity and ability to safely have sex
O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?
To some degree. In and of itself, age isn't particularly powerful, but everything that it represents- years of experiences and decisions and growth- that's important. And, of course, there's no getting around biology if you're looking at it from a physical standpoint.
P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?
I'm not sure. I don't even know how to define love, so fuck if I know.
Q: Turn on's?
I wouldn't even know where to start
R: Turn off's?
People who say some ignorant shit/don't show thought
S: What do you consider a deal breaker?
I haven't seen enough or known enough to really say. I'll cross that bridge when I get there.
T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
When the opportunity cost outweighs the benefits.
U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?
Nope. Bit over a year.
V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I don't know how much of a friendship it is sometimes, but right now I'm incredibly grateful to still be friends with Jasmine.
W: Do you think people should date their friends?
Nothing inherently wrong with it.
X: How many relationships have you had?
Y: Do you think love can last forever?
Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
I believe that it can make all things worthwhile.
1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
Depends. I most likely won't have to worry about this.
2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
One question- What do you have to offer?
3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?
I've never had the experience. It's probably difficult.
4: What do you notice first about another person?
Depends on the person. The first thing I remember is probably their personality, assuming I hear enough of them to get a sense of it. Either that or looks in general.
5: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?
I'm uncomfortable sometimes, but I'm trying.
why post on tumblr when I can just tweet shit